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  • What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
    Sexy.
  • What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
    Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!
  • How do you spoil a baby?
    Leave it out in the sun.
  • Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
    It was hit by a truck.
  • What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
    You can't fuck a table.
  • What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
    A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
 
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