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• If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
  around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

• What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
  A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

• What's blue and sits in the corner?
  A baby in a baggie.

• What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
  The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun

• What's sicker than driving over a baby?
  Skidding.

• How do you make a dead baby float?
  Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

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