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• What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
  Crib death.

• Why did the baby cross the road?
  It was stapled to the chicken.

• How do you get a baby to run faster?
  Chase it with the lawn mower.

• What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
  An erection.

• What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
  Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.

• What's pink and spits?
  A baby in a frying pan.

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