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• What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
  A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

• What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
  Threesomes.

• What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
  Twins in an acid bath.

• What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
  You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

• What is red and creeps up your leg?
  A homesick abortion.

• What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
  A watermelon floats.

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