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• How do you stop a baby from choking?
  Take your dick out of its mouth.

• What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
  I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

• What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
  You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it

• What's present do you get for a dead baby?
  A dead puppy.

• How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
  It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

• What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
  Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

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